On a bus towards town this morning, there was an overwhelming sight before us. An elderly lady climbed on board and was unable to sit in the convenient place next to the door because it was occupied by a large, messy man who was too preoccupied by some hand-held electronic device to vacate his seat, as numerous signs indicated he should do. Even when the bus jerked forward so that the lady nearly fell on him, he didn't look up. He got off the bus at the same stop as said lady and as he stood, he exposed a whole lot of ass crack to all the passengers (sorry parents, but this is the only way to express this). Ordinarily, this type of occurrence shouldn't be publicized. No one ever intends to flash 30 strangers (I hope). However, if you do not give up your seat for a frail old lady with a cane, I assert my right to mock you on my blog.

In other news, we visited Schönbrunn, the Hapsburgs' summer palace. These people definitely misspent public funds for this design and construction. It's a marvel. We bought food from the Naschmarkt and picnicked in a number of locations (our passtime of choice). We discovered that the day after standing still for two hours is not one in which you wish to walk anywhere at all. And I got strudel in my hair.